TRIGGER ALERT: ‘#CYNICAL’ SKIP TO VIEWING PHOTOS FOR THE CAKE AND ICE CREAM
It may be only a short time yet before riding Metro becomes foolhardy. (If quarantines get like they are in Europe, it might become impossible.) Plus, we’ve got storms coming this week… winter storms reliably increase local infections, and turn the whole of Metro into a hobo jungle. Who could give the homeless a shred of blame for their squalor? With society trapped in an abysmal spiral of human catastrophe, run by billion-airheads and ignored by checked-out consumers, Metro and the public libraries are the only sick-room/shelter the folks living rough have got. Noting their lack of proper health care (easy to note, since I share it) I imagine that if the weather doesn’t warm up soon, there must be a crushing, Medieval death toll among the hapless, sitting-duck homeless population of Los Angeles — and anyone who has to ride Metro with them.
SO, Patient Reader, since I might not be able to venture Downtown again for a while, I took advantage of the already relatively deserted City today. I hadn’t even realized the LA Marathon had just ended, until I met crowds of flushed, panting athletes getting ON the subway at Pershing Square just as I was getting off!
LEAVING NORTH HOLLYWOOD: NoHo Park lies adjacent to NoHo Station. Distant looms Mt. Cahuenga, at the foot of which is the NEXT subway stop, Universal City. That’s how long the distances are between Metro stops. It’s another dozen stops or more to Downtown, through Hollywood, Los Feliz, Koreatown, and Westlake.


I’m not deterred…under the mountain we go! Destination, Angels’ Flight at Pershing Square.




Grand Central Market
It’s hard to escape the conclusion that Grand Central Market, by giving itself over to high-priced hipster food, kicking out the farmers, attracting white kids and raising the rents on Broadway, killed the entire historic district. Only five years ago it was the bustling, throbbing, Mexican/Chinese shopping and entertainment (movies) district. It was ‘polyglot’ but it was exciting and colorful and certainly made plenty of money; there were fabulous Beaux-Arts shopping arcades and cafeterias, and there was mariachi music playing everywhere and fascinating old legacy businesses, like music shops and expert Italian-import tailors selling ridiculously cheap fine haberdashery. It now appears every building along Broadway, except the market, is vacant on spec of “redevelopment”. Even the homeless seem to stay away now.


The rear of the Bradbury Bldg. gives on Biddy Mason Plaza and Monument 



Historic Downtown. They’ve ALMOST completely destroyed it. Murals are the artists’ last resistance.


St. Vibiana’s, the old Catholic cathedral of an old archdiocese 
Now it’s a private banqueting hall and occasional club space. Seriously. 
But it’s still here!
FLETCHER BOWRON SQUARE: Alta California’s provincial capital and archives, Government House, once stood here in a fine adobe. So did El Palacio, Abel and Arcadia Stearns’s huge casa adobe; also the city’s first hotel the Bella Union, where the Butterfield Stage stopped. So too, the first LA County buildings. Also the first big commercial “blocks” in the 1870s, Temple Block, Baker Block, etc., London or New York-style Victorian emporia. They grew out of ground-floor adobe saloons which still retained the original dirt floors. These buildings all grew up together and were more or less knocked into each other for 100 years, with floors and wings that served as publishers, wineries, importers, flophouses, opium dens, artist studios. You know, the City. Then it was all torn down — surviving opium dens, Raymond Chandler-esque Victorian boarding-houses and all — in the 1970s….for THIS.







The Triforium. Shudder.
I guess it was appropriate to honor Mayor Fletcher Bowron by tearing down the City’s central core, since he was the man who had torn down almost everything else. Progress Bowron, LAX Bowron, Freeway Bowron, Bunker Hill Bowron. I reflect, that great men are drawn to civic office because they are awed by the living City and wish to increase her health and beauty; and small men are drawn to city leadership because they hate and fear the City, which belittles them. They have to prove how high THEY have risen, by pissing on the past and killing what they never could understand. LA has had both kinds of leadership; and it shows. For 150 years, it’s looked like a Promise of Paradise that has been bombed by its own citizens. Okay! We’re walking, we’re walking…

Main Street crosses Aliso over the gully that used to hold El Camino Real, but now holds the 101. 
Yangna was here. Still is, it seems. 
The Merced Theatre — 1871. Joining San Francisco, the Merced created a circuit, “the Coast”, and the Western branch of the U.S. entertainment industry was born. In the early 20th century it was a drag ball resort. 
Pico House, the hotel Pio Pico built on the Plaza in 1870 with the proceeds of selling the Valley. 
A coral tree, LA’s official city tree, blooms in the Plaza.
For years I wondered what they did to the Pico House in the early 80’s that was so damned embarrassing it had to be closed to the pubic forever. Since today the lights had been left on in the abandoned building for some reason, I finally got a chance to take a look. This is what all the best, and best-paid, minds in civic planning, historic preservation, and commercial design, came up in 1981 with when their task was: “preserve LA’s most historic luxury grand hotel and restaurant complex, located on a highly-touristed corner, in the middle of a National Park, on a spot that marks the very center of the City.”
Avila Adobe, in the heart of Olvera Street:


View Union Station from the rear garden of Avila Adobe. 


Turkish rugs and Chinese silks, smuggled through San Pedro to evade the Monterey customs.

The ‘new’ Cathedral 
Robert Graham’s Queen of the Angels 
Saint Andrew, detail from the Ezcary Altar, completed in Spain in 1678. For years this was the main altar at San Fernando Mission. Note the wonderful vines!
















