Above link brings the incredible Carol Burnett singing that hilarious satire on an old Dixie song, “The Swamps of Home” (from OUAMattress). It will get you laughing. The photos are just a wrap-up of B-roll shots from my fabulous, too brief (%&! Southwest) visit with the folks back east. What an amazing post-vax treat for us all. Thanks Mom, Leslie and B.J… especially a kiss to Les, to whom I still owe a very stiff drink, for coordinating and for the dealings with the airline.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humility — the lowness, that is. Sea level plus inches.
View the lows of Horry County, South Carolina (stifle your sniggers and pronounce it like Orry-Kelly). View too, a bit higher, her fine seat Conway. This was formerly pronounced Kingston, until the King became de trop round these parts, in 1776. The town’s mostly Tory elite fled after him, nipping its bloom in the bud.
So Conway never “took off” economically. Even during the Era of Good Feelings, it was still a backwater. Local history plaques blame absentee landlords. (Read the inscription, I don’t make this stuff up.) But today, there’s a good farmers’ market; we tried the boiled peanuts. You should too. Hot damn!
View our lucky folks kayaking on the Waccamaw, pronounced the usual way. Twenty bucks at Waccamaw Outfitters gets you a paddle and two cool, fresh hours in paradise.
After the sequential horrors of the Civil War, Reconstruction, Jim Crow, several bank crashes, the Depression, the Second World War, and a devastating hurricane flood just three years ago, then finally Covid-19, Conway hasn’t had the (ahem) breathing room to bustle and acquire the wealth that might have killed its spirit. A perpetual “comer,” it is yet unspoiled by over-development. But the traffic on any random corner is as bad as LA’s (seriously) and the wait for a pedestrian signal where two county roads cross, is just as irritating. Still, my walk downtown brought me to the only thrift store; it had two fantastic, authoritative local histories! (A buck each, bottom of the box! Badda-bing.) Better still, I spotted the Main Street Theatre marquee was touting an optimistic revue, “Brand New Day.” Mom was so excited she got us tix! The show was wise and gutsy — Sondheim-centered. Books, nature preserves, musical theatre, history… well, the VVV can confirm sleepy Conway is nicely civilized.
Georgetown is the next county south. Confusingly, its magnificent seat is also “Georgetown.” But both were first “Winyah,” exclaimed as if you were cheering the place on.
Terribly important spot for American history, especially African-American history and food history; for this was of course a capital of the American Rice Coast — the brutalized daughter of the African Rice Coast. Slave labor on countless back-country plantations gave tidewater Georgetown traders wealth. Many of these were Jewish, even in the seventeenth century. Georgetown remains largely Jewish to this day!
Of course the Christian cemeteries feature many memorials for members of the densely interbred armigerous planter caste: Fraser, Middleton, Butler, Allston, Allston, Allston…
Here in the seventeenth, eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, enslaved West African rice farmers were put through hell to clear the cypress swamps, levee the river banks, grade the paddies, and balance the outflow of fresh black river water against the in-flood of salt tides from the sea. The slaves, whose people in Guinea and the Senegambia had domesticated rice centuries before, essentially taught the whites how to grow it economically. Their astonishing contribution to American and world agriculture and wealth deserves remark; of course their unwilling efforts perfected white exploitation and the destruction of the tidewater ecosystem. The amazing story is well told at the Rice Museum, which is in the old Market Clock Tower.
After the Civil War and Emancipation (celebrated here officially for the first time as a Federal Holiday, this Juneteenth!), devastating hurricanes filled the paddies with salt water. Without their slaves, the planters couldn’t fix the fields; and when the local ‘free laborers’ (meaning the freed slaves themselves) failed to jump at the chance to do their old life-destroying jobs for the pennies-per-week the planters were willing to cough up to pay them, all that rice got pretty sticky. So the factory farms were sold off to Yankee robber barons, who eagerly put in duck-hunting clubs, yacht clubs, and pleasure gardens. The most important of these carpetbagging barons, from an aesthetic point of View, was Archer Huntington, son of the Southern Pacific’s Collis P., half-brother of the Pacific Electric’s Henry, and himself…a translator of early Spanish poetry. (One simply has to do something, even with inherited railroad millions.) Archer and his Bohemian sculptress wife Anna Hyatt bought out four of the old rice farms, including most of the Allstons’, and built Atalaya, a fantasy of an Hispano-Moorish coastal fortress.
Atalaya has two inflections of meaning: “watchtower,” or keep; and “high place, clear Views, good light,” thus cognate with atelier, meaning studio for Anna. As with so much in the Lowcountry, hurricanes wrecked their idyll and eventually ruined Atalaya. But this allowed the public to visit; the Huntingtons gave the ruin and the beach, and the whole vast acreage of their work-from-home hacienda, to create the state park.
Nothing could be finah than the beach here. I may have covered Atalaya in the VVV before, but there’s nothing so romantic as a ruin and it was even more fun to crawl around it with Chris than it was the first time. So how could you not enjoy seeing it again too, Patient Reader?
INTERCALARY TIME DEPT.
A couple of days of unexpected “free time”: The View was meant to be in the Lowcountry today, beautiful South Carolina; but my flight Tuesday was cancelled five minutes from boarding. In fact Southwest Airlines cancelled all flights due to total computer network system infarction (because Chaos Theory). By grace I was at Burbank, not LAX, so during the agonizing wait for information, I had air and light and quiet and freedom of movement, and was among civilized people, and when the news came, I could get home easily (because Damon).
Aldus: here is a wrap-up of recent random pictures of what, I think, used to be called “life” — good people enjoying happy times? Life, yes, that’s it. These are really the first social events with actual primates we’ve had (because all vaccinated)!
Larry Freedman at Mendenhall Ridge, trying to comprehend that it isn’t grafitti on a pile of rocks, it’s recent copper mineralization around an old porphyry. By Jove, he’s got it!
Hiking with Sam Elias at Placerita Canyon. We had a Marlin Perkins Moment, when we witnessed one of the most harrowing events in Nature: a bobcat climbed up the tree to the ravens’ nest, and, to the shrieking horror of the corvids, made quick work of their precious hope for the future.
“The Whole Megillah:”
The fabulous Bobbi Block in her post-vax vagaries, found herself in LA and we had a stroll and dinner. She stayed in a Hostel tucked away on Second Street in Santa Monica — it seems hostels, like marijuana, flip-flops and sex, are Not Just For Youth Anymore. It’s an incredible location for visitors, and built around the oldest structure left in town:
Tomorrow, my own post-vax vagaries start again: I am re-booked with Southwest to try another shot for the East Coast. My already checked bags, and Mother with a smile, and an apple pie cooling on the window-sill, I hope, are waiting for me on the other end.
The Valley Village View 